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"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."                   [Henry Ward Beecher]
 
"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'"                                                             [Charles M. Schulz]
 
"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things"                                                                         [George Carlin]
 
"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"                                                                            [George Carlin]
 

 

 

"I will find humor in my everyday life by looking for people I can laugh at"                                                                 [Unknown]

 

"One never needs their humor as much a when they argue with a fool."                                                                   [Chinese Proverbs]

 
"An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves."        [Bill Vaughn]
 
"Humor is reason gone mad."                                            [Groucho Marx]
 

"Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood"                                                      [Mary Hirsch]

 

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."                       [Robin Williams]

 

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